See Ya' Down The Road



 
You Know You're a RVer When.....
 

w  You paid more for your RV than your house.

w  You actually look forward to the arrival of the latest Camping World catalog.

w  Your "honey-do" list is longer for your RV than the one for your house.

w  You haven't been to your house in two months and you don't miss it.

w  You just sit in your RV in your driveway for no reason other than that is where you want to be.

w  You spend most nights on the internet researching RVs and places to travel.

w  The screen saver on your computer is your RV.

w  You leave the latest issue of Trailer Life or MotorHome magazine in the bathroom.

w  While driving your new RV home from the dealer you are thinking about your next upgraded RV.

w  You travel down the highway and turn your neck to watch all the other RVs.

w  You buy a new house because the yard is large enough to park your RV.

w  You are driving your RV home and are jealous of all the RVs going in the other direction.

w  You envoy retired people who can travel any time they want.

w  You eagerly change the black tank valve in your RV because it leaks, but won't fix a leaking toilet in the house.

w  Your budget for RV upgrades and repairs is higher that your house repairs.

w  Your RV has a better microwave and countertop than you house.

w  You look forward to sleeping in the RV because the mattress is much more comfortable than the one in the house.

w  All you talk about at work is RVs and your co-workers think you are crazy.

w  You are addicted to your RV and here are no drugs to take for the addiction.

w  You hold off retirement three years so you can afford that diesel pusher you have always wanted.

w  You worry about getting 15 mpg in your SUV, but are not concerned about getting 7 mpg in your RV.

w  You upgrade the television in your RV before the one in your house.

w  You answer an ad from a single woman and ask her to send a picture of her RV. If she sends the picture she is a keeper.

If you have read all of the above and can see yourself in over half of them then you are a Real RVer.

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